Unicup Diaries

Hi, my sparkly unicorns! In this week’s chronicle edition we will be going over a brand new, uniquely unicorn way of dealing with the thing that all of us unicorns get disgusted at. Yup, your unicorn brain starts thinking about it immediately the second it is mentioned. Stress… Today, in this newly shimmery, majestic chronicle edition we will somersault into this topic all of us unicorns hate, but thankfully, there’s a cool and fluffy new formula for relieving stress. It’s actually SUPER DUPER simple!

Yes, unicorns, you might be desperate to know what this secret formula is, but it’s easy peasy sparkleberry squeezy! When you feel stressed if somebody was being a meanie to you, run through this internal dialogue, “Their stinky attitude doesn’t reflect who I am. It just reflects to me about how nasty of a person they are.” That’s the first step in the simple, crystal-clear game plan. Then, feel the pain, and go on a majestic, chic unicorn stroll in nature, whether that’s in the park, the woods, or a hiking trail. Unicorns are destined to spend time in fragrant flowers and sunshine, where our shimmery, vibrant soul benefits, not under the treachery of rotten goblins. My number one sparkly-weapon-slashing tip is to make sure that you validate your emotions and that you feel the warmth of the sunshine enlighten the darkness of your weeping unicorn soul. See, nature clearly likes you! Unicorns, I hope you can benefit from this week’s edition, and know that you are stronger than you think, that you’ll get over it soon, no matter what your struggle might be.

Here is a luminous, stress-free cupcake and your bestie’s coping chronicle edition of the week!